Grumpy the Reindeer

Doris was not impressed, the day I took her to work wearing reindeer antlers. As I walked her to the shop people all stopped and laughed and adored her in the little Christmas outfit. But when we got into the shop and she gave me a deep, "I'm not happy snort" then got onto her chair and wouldn't look at me. After much apologising and promising NEVER to dress her up again, we binned the horns and I was forgiven.